English sex chat conversation

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face.

I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.

Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why?

Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly.

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my [censored] won't get hard for a week. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored]. Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly *** Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it!