A: "I'll see you next month." Q: Whats the best thing about Pocahontas in the shower? Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: Not being a retard.
A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out. Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face!
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? Q; What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out.
" Sexual Exhaustion A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. You can earn 0 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. A: "Reader's Digest." Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? " Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby. Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case? Q: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
Q: What's sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman? Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? Q: Why was the African American girl quiet during the movie? Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people? What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. A: A submarine Q: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff? Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.